Topics

Alright after that, I decided to come up with a few topics for people you should know who you are by the topic.
The lines for the self checkout machines at HEB.
Scouring for an apartment in a major metropolitan area.
Organizing a wedding.
Being the only liberal in a conservative family.
Living in a community of soldiers.
Getting advice on how you do your job from people who think it is.
Being in a work environment where a few of the people in charge know nothing.
Students who don't give a F.
How we leave so much out of the classroom.
Why can some with an education teach.
Driving in a place where the population grows faster than they can build streets.
Living all you friends behind for the "Catcher Glove" as quoted by Austin Nick not the former long haired Nick.
Picking out undergarments for work.

Oie! Once strong hands.

Oie! It has been a long time since anyone has posted on this blog. You want to know what I am angry about. I am angry about not having the time to post on this blog, not complaining about politics, not complaining about life, my shite job and more.
Seriously, we are the verge of a new president and some good election coverage to throw some words about, and where are the people that complain on this blog. We are not doing ourselves or our fellow United State of Americans any justice by working and not complaining about things.
That is right people. I don't think it is right to call us Americans, because we are not talking about Canadians or Mexicans or the people in Brazil and the rest of people on two massive pieces of land called the Americas. We are talking about the fat asses in the middle of North America. Yes... it is a small portion of two contents in North and South American named by the dude that mapped. Central American is not a continent by the way, so to all you and even our beloved president learn some damn geography. Shit, I know this and I have never ever... ever taken a geography class.

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Physics made a monkey out of me.

Ah, childhood and Barbie Shoes.

...after pulling off doll heads and arms, (and with some careful leg discarding), I would making off with a stash of millimeter-high-whore-sparkle-digs. (Hey, a girl has gotta know what's important in life. And that would be shoes...) But, tragically, I would ultimately loose every plastic-ped to ever pass my grubby hands. And, with the help of the internets and PBS, I have finally made an important discovery about their where-abouts. Here is where all the shoes and cowboys have gone.

Damn you physics. I blame you.

In no particular order:

Just some thoughts over the last few days:

1. What the crap NFL Network?! Were your feelings hurt when no one wanted to play the extra 20 bucks a month to watch football 24/7? Or do you just like alienating the people that support the sport that gave your crappy channel life? In case the viewers didn't know, the Cowboys game this Saturday is only on the NFLN. People got upset when Monday Night Football moved to ESPN so that only cable subscribers could watch, but I didn't. I pay for cable, but now it's gone too far. NFLN should carry all the games. That way all the Seattle people that live in Dallas or all the Green Bay people that live in Dallas (no one leaves Texas of their own volition) can watch their team's games like they still lived in whatever crappy state they used to live in. NFLN should be a luxury granted to the rich, not a requirement for the fan.

2. North Texas football was the shittiest team in the shittiest conference for the longest time. Then, for a short while, they were the kings of the poop pile. This year, back on their heads. SO what do they do? They fire the coach and hire Todd Dodge, head coach of the Southlake Carroll Dragons. A high school that could probably beat the Texans, the Titans, the Packers, the Cardinals, the 49ers, and most college teams. I mean, they are on a 45 game winning streak. Unfortunately, the only way that Dodge will make UNT any better is by recruiting everyone that comes out of Southlake for what I like to call, Second High School.

3. Earlier I told everyone (hi, mom) about the work schedule (read: playing grab ass with the interns) of or Senate. Well, the Democrats want to put a stop to all this laziness. Their proposal? Elongate the Senate work week. Before, their week started at noon on Wednesday and went till 5 on Thursday. But now, they will work from 8 on Wednesday till 5 on Thursday. Whoopty frickin crap.

4. Anyone else find it a little bit funny that the Senate might switch back to the Republicans with the forced retirement of Senator Johnson from South Dakota? I mean the Dems were so happy and Pelosi was gonna burst with joy at being third in line, and now it could be all even. I think it's kinda funny.

5. What the crap is with the E.Coli everywhere?! People need to teach their cows and pigs where to poop. Spinach, lettuce, green onions. Either God hates vegetables, or some bio-terrorist has forgotten that E.Coli isn't all that deadly anymore. I mean, sure, it might kill the occasional old person, but we got too many of them anyway. It's not terror if we are thanking you for it.

Did you miss the sign?

From the get-go, let me say that I don't give a flippin rat's phallus about political correctness or inclusiveness. If someone wants to have a club for only Mexican Real Estate Agents, fine. If they want to have a club for only rich white boys, fine. There comes a certain time in everyone's life when they want to be around their own people. Now this division could come from ethnicity, but it could also come from hobbies, jobs, or religion. This last one is the case in this ridiculous story:

"The Nativity Story" booted from Illinois Christkindlemart festival.

The Nativity Story being the new movie about the birth of Jesus Christ and a Christkindlemart being a German festival for, what was it again, oh yeah THE BABY JESUS!! Now, I probably don't have to tell you why the movie was pulled, but just in case you are new to this world, here's Cindy Gatziolis, a spokeswoman for the Mayor's Office of Special Events, had to say:

"The city does not want to appear to endorse one religion over another."

They didn't want to appear this way so that they didn't offend non-Christians. Here's my question, who gives a flyin crap about the non-Christians at A CHRISTIAN FESTIVAL!?! Hell, it's got "Christ" right in the name. It's not like that sneaky holiday "Easter". And how is the movie anymore insulting that the actual festival? I don't go on a Hajj and then ask all the bent-over folk, "Would you mind not saying those bogus prayers, they offend me." So why the hell does every other religion (or lack thereof) get to come to my festivals and muck things up?

Now before everyone starts in with the predictable response (all two of you that read this, and I don't mean you Mom):
Yes, I realize that there were other holidays around the same time as Christmas that came first. Here's the rebuttal: Rosh Hashanah and Ramadan share the same day and get there own celebrations, why can't Christmas and whatever party you have do the same? Also, for the Neo-pagans, history is written by the victors. Accept and move on.


"The city does not want to appear to endorse one religion over another."

Many Happy Combulations Elizagerth

Did you vote Democrat because you think the war in Iraq is a bad thing? Well just to show you that both sides are completely misguided and that you may have shoved some sort of long vegetable up a normally tight orifice:

Sen. Rangel (D) N.Y. (Chariman of the House Ways and Means Committe) has put in a motion to reinstate the draft.

Just thought you'd like to begin kicking yourself as soon as possible.

I gave it a day

Ok, I waited a day to put my thoughts together about this whole election thing. And here's a few of those little gems:

1. Anyone that was Republican but voted Democrat because they felt that the Republicans let them down is a moron. Not because they voted in people that gave no answers, no solutions, and no goals into office, but because they sold out their values and didn't vote based on the pertinent issues. Generally, if you are Republican you are anti-abortion, -illegal immigration, -taxes, -big government, -gay marriage and generally, if you're Democrat you're for those things. So, all you people that switched to 'teach Bush a lesson', have succeeded in your short-sighted goal. However, now that you've put your alter-ego (goatee and all) into power, Lil' Juanita will be able to just waltz across the river into Northern Mexico (or Southern Canada, you pick), get pregnant, realize that she's gonna be given amnesty anyway so have an abortion, shack up with Lil' Juanita #2 and do it all on your tab which is paid by your taxes. Good job there.
   
   
2. I don't understand why the Democrats are claiming this as a victory. Sure, they won power in Congress and it appears that America likes them. But, the thing is, they don't. And almost across the board, they don't agree with what you stand for. How can I say such a thing? Because the person America votes for is no longer a decent judge of where the country stands ideologically. How many times have you heard 'I'm not voting for Guy #1, I'm voting Guy #2'? What you can look to to judge the general thoughts of the nation are the various state ballot initiatives. Let's take a look around the nation and see if they're leanin conservative or liberal:
1. Arizona-English as the Official Language: Passed 74%
2. Colorado-Allow Same Sex Domestic Partnerships: Failed 53%
3. Colorado-Ban Same Sex Marriage: Passed 53%
4. Colorado-Legalize Marijuana: Failed 60%
5. Idaho-Ban Same Sex Marriage: Passed 63%
6. Michigan-Restrict Affirmative Action: Passed 58%
7. Nevada-Legalize Marijuana: Failed 56%
8. South Carolina-Ban Same Sex Marriage: Passed 78%
9. South Carolina-Legalize Medical Marijuana: Failed 52%
10. Tennessee-Ban Same Sex Marriage: Passed 81%
11. Virginia-Ban Same Sex Marriage: Passed 57%
12. Wisconsin-Ban Same Sex Marriage: Passed 59%
    
    
3. I've stood up for Bush in the past. When people called him dumb, I pointed out that he did better in school than Kerry (both were a part of the whole Yale thing...). When he wanted to go kick ass, I was with him. Despite what people think, war is usually good for America (until the hippies ruined it back during 'Nam). However, I didn't realize that he was who he was because he had all his homeys in congress. Now that the Democrats rule the roost, he folded, capitulated, crumpled like ... well like a liberal. "We need secure borders" he said then, now? "I'll work with the Democrats." What do the Democrats favor? Amnesty. And that worked out SOOOOOOO well for Reagan. "We are on the right track, we will win this war" he said then, now? "Get the hell out Rumsfeld, I can't believe you pulled the wool over my eyes!" You know there's another word for Bush... Pussy.
   
   
4. K-Fed is a douchebag. I know this isn't related, but he's going to seek child custody and financial support???? How did a retard such as this get into the pants of what was once a very hot, financially secure lady?